Enjoy Life The Way You Like It~!

MuHu~!

How's it actually like to stay at a certain stage of life and remain at it, not wanting, willing or initiating to move on? Have you ever imagined about living the rest of your life as a student at your nostalgic secondary school that will always serve you great memories, perhaps of your first or puppy love interest? Or have you ever wondered how it's going to be like working till the end of days as a part-timing carefree employee during our college days just to make ends meet without having the stress and troubles of a regular permanent staff in the society's work force with an official appointment in the enterprise's hierarchy chart when we mature as adults? How about that naughty once-in-a-blue-moon recalling thought about your previous glorious sleazy flirtatious one-nighter with your office's seductive, swanky & mesmeric administrative clerk during your bachelor days before you bestowed your First name as a gift of conjugal commitment to your current wife? Not to mention about the devastating thought that it might bother her should she finds out about the fact that it's a used wiener she's getting as part of her wedding package!

MuHu~!

Ahhh... Now you're thinking~!

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We, as civilised humans of the urban society of Singapore, know that there are various stages of life to experience. First of all, it's our Childhood Period that lasts from the moment we're born to the age of about 10-12. You remember how our parents dote on us being their newborn? How we noticed that we can never understand the opposite sex? How we used to chase around playing catching and challenging other boys to a game of marbles? For the girls during my time, it's zero-point and five stones.

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Followed after which is our Teenage Years from the age of 13 to about 18 or 20. Mostly known as the period where young adults gradually mature to experiment with and handle their puppy crushes, as well as to explore their sexuality. This time round, we can't help but notice and sometimes indulge in the perspective view of the opposite gender's attractive physical attributes. It's time to get to know the opposite gender a little better now. It is the time for puberty, where gentlemen will find themselves a deep throat voice, hairy family jewels and lengthened wieners. While the ladies will discover the nature's gift of engorged mammaries and the unkind routined haemoglobic discharge of inconvenience and suffering. This is also the time for fundamental character & moral building. Those of you with the right education, nutrition and lifestyle during then, have already nurtured into the intellectual, hot & chic babes and hunks in vogue! For those of you who didn't practice strict self-disciplinary measures, probably skipped a few stages in life and have now fast-forwarded to the Parental Age. You may want to skip the next paragraph and proceed to the one after.

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Rushing behind the Teenage Era is our Prime Years of age 21 to 30. Most of us strife for higher education & career during this period. It is also the crucial years where you set the foundation for what you are to become for the years to come after the Prime Era. If you begin ascending that corporate ladder of business from the lowest end as an intern then, you will probably see the other end of the ladder after you turn 30. If you practice as a junior surgeon, you will probably gain sufficient experience to earn that Chief Surgeon position during your Parental Age. That's what we're going to talk about next.

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Parental Age, between 31 to 40. Time for most of us to stop screwing around loosely in life with the mangy excuse that explains your actions are all for the finding of the right life partner, and to settle down with a serious partner to trade your single-status for a married one. Sometime soon after, you will then again couple your married-status with a family. By this time, most married couples will be shifting their focus in life on their offspring. "How're the kids holding up in school?", "Are they growing up well?", "Have we spent enough time with the kids?". These are the new questions that you will be asking in your life. Not to forget mentioning that the career-pursuing mode is still on during this period. This is when your Mommies and Daddies make it to the top as members of the Board or as General Managers, during their Parental Age.

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Age 40-60, the Life Savouring era. This is when you'll begin to slow things down a little in life, and enjoy the fruits of your labour efforts sacrificed during the times when you're young. You might want to enrich yourself by going down for that cookery class, the reading club session, or the dancing class during weeknights. You will also enjoy the companionship of your family members. Oh, before I forget, the age when this era commences varies with everybody. Some might start it at 45, while other might start it at 60? Depends on when you're willing, or able, to cease & part with your career-advancement plans.

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Last but not least, the Thanks-giving Age after 60. It's when you're rewarded in life by witnessing the passing on and the well-being of your next-generation. Every birthday will be a celebration of another prolonged year of life bestowed to you. You begin pondering the choices you've made in the years before, and jog down that memory lane of yours to revive the vivid precious moments of your life with all that time in world you have to spare. Finally, you come to a closure on whether this life has been meaningful and fulfilling. After all, who gets to live life a second time? For your information, not everybody is eligible to go through the Thanks-giving age. Or should I say, mortally eligible?

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What follows after is very clear to all, if not most, of us. Celebration of a life well-spent.

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All the above writings are actually inspired by the two movies that I've just finished: Clerks & Clerks II. Oh shoot!!!!!...

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I'm supposed to do a review for those two movies in this blog entry! What have I done here... Sorry folks, all I will say now is that they're both great movies. They're definitely worth a try! Please see that you do! Okay?

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I shall be posting more.

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Chenkuieh~!